Tuesday, March 29, 2005
 Saturday, March 05, 2005
 Friday, February 18, 2005
 Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Why men are quiet in bed.

Mmmmm deep thinking.
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Let's say you're a Boston Red Sox fan and you're sitting in a bar with your buddies during the 4th game of the divisional championship series with the Yankees this year. After the first inning, things look grim. Your beloved Red Sox appear to be getting swept. Half-jest, half-desperation, one of your friends says that if the Sox win, he'll cut his balls off. Not his left-testicle, ala Dennis Leary. Both balls. Off. Gone. If the Sox win.

The game goes on, things turn around. Everyone is happy. People are drunk. Very drunk. The game ends and the Sox are still alive. You celebrate. You chant. You cheer. You never notice that your friend, the ball-cutting friend is gone momentarily until the moment he comes back in from outside with an ashen look and his balls in his hands. No, it's not the new Wes Craven film, it's what this rugby fan did.

When the local paper interviews you, all you can say is he

    "was on medication and should not have been drinking."

To which I say, here here.
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 Monday, January 31, 2005
 Sunday, November 07, 2004

This is the funniest damn thing I've seen in longer than I can remember.
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 Friday, July 16, 2004